The Imperial Federation of Abardis is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Emperor with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.899 billion Abardis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thurne. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abardi economy, worth 272 trillion Marcons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,713 Marcons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The moon's craters are more numerous every day, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', and The Emperor's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abardis's national animal is the Abardi Mountain Ibex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Old Bleuysm.

Abardis is ranked 6,066^th in the world and 58^th in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 58.65 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.