The Sacred Land of Aevana is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Crown Prince with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 14.467 billion Aevanans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ashmore. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Aevanan economy, worth a remarkable 2,758 trillion credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,642 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism, every workday begins with group therapy, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and therapists can always squeeze in another house-call. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aevana's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Aevana.

Aevana is ranked 1,165^th in the world and 9^th in Europeia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 5,100.19 on the Clooney Contribution Index.