The Imperium of Agatep is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Francis Parker Jockey with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.792 billion Agatepians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Ricardo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Agatepian economy, worth a remarkable 3,668 trillion Larcs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 417,233 Larcs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War criminals are given full state funerals, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agatep's national animal is the Camo Green Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fourth Theory.

Agatep is ranked 118,062^nd in the world and 519^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,177.53 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.