The Kingdom of Wombelland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Robert Siebel with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.342 billion Wombelians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wombeldon. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wombelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,570 trillion Wombel Talers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,526 Wombel Talers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, and kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wombelland's national animal is the Oriole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is religious liberty.

Wombelland is ranked 1,020^th in the world and 15^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5,192.28 pounds of wildlife per square mile.