The Empire of Alaxanadria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Alex with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.367 billion Alaxandrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alaxandrian economy, worth 462 trillion Alaxanadrian Levas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,360 Alaxanadrian Levas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, feeling like a winner comes at a price, glamping Alaxandrians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alaxanadria's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Alaxanadria is ranked 45,560^th in the world and 99^th in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 671.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.