The Republic of Hiybkk is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 372 million Hiybkkians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miscaw. The average income tax rate is 60.1%.

The all-consuming Hiybkkian economy, worth 37.7 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 101,266 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, supervisors in Hiybkk commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hiybkk's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Hiybkk is ranked 86,866^th in the world and 496^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.73 law-abiding acts per hour.