The Republic of Andonesia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 259 million Andonesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Andonesian economy, worth 15.1 trillion Andonesian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,474 Andonesian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, and students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andonesia's national animal is the Pallas Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Andonesia is ranked 204,394^th in the world and 223^rd in Conch Kingdom for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.18 kickbacks per hour.