The Holy Upside-Down Jaffa Cake of Novo Reslas is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Empress Malsi II The Peacemaker with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.042 billion Reslasis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hōřcʃaḥ. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Reslasi economy, worth 433 trillion artasidonoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,722 artasidonoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, and there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novo Reslas's national animal is the alnarkivi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ariiptism.

Novo Reslas is ranked 50,516^th in the world and 33^rd in Conch Kingdom for Most Primitive, scoring 54.43 on the Scary Big Number Scale.