The Federation of Armillia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by David Collins with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.34 billion Arma are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Çignos. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Armillian economy, worth 290 trillion sheetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 124,113 sheetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, unemployed judges can be found squatting in abandoned courthouses, and visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with David Collins. Crime is totally unknown. Armillia's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Armillia is ranked 179,463^rd in the world and 96^th in Gay for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.