Population | 3.536 billion |
Capital | Lesbiana |
Leader | Jane Fisher |
Faith | Agnosticism |
Currency | gayli |
Animal | Queer Democratic Fox |
The Democratic Socialist State of Cachard Calia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jane Fisher with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.536 billion Cachard Calians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbiana. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Cachard Calian economy, worth 675 trillion gaylis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 191,033 gaylis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Cachard Calian lands, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cachard Calia's national animal is the Queer Democratic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
Cachard Calia is ranked 137,140th in the world and 84th in Gay for Largest Populations, with 3.54 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cachard Calia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Cachard Calian lands.
- : Cachard Calia lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones.
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Cachard Calia, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 22 » Tosler, Armillia, Lancs, Aethelia, Genesis Fifteen, Zephron-Siparun, Senshu, Giscuambourg, Free Zone Isles, Gender rolls, Duodez, Emory, Corrivilia, Kanis, Amersmark, Aleixandria, Ruteboeuf, Tabako, The One Galactic Republic, The Canadian Republic Colonies, Hijjma, and Western Weassey.