Population | 2.752 billion |
Capital | Azekh |
Leader | Albert Jers |
Faith | D |
Currency | Comivore |
Animal | The American Eagle |
The Federative State of Azekhep is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Albert Jers with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.752 billion Azekhepians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azekh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Azekhepian economy, worth 487 trillion Comivores a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,165 Comivores, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 600,628 per year while the poor average 38,586, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.
Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, and the official Azekhepian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azekhep's national animal is the The American Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is D.
Azekhep is ranked 139,631st in the world and 7,005th in Lazarus for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Azekhep, the official Azekhepian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in Azekhep, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
- : Following new legislation in Azekhep, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore.
- : Following new legislation in Azekhep, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Following new legislation in Azekhep, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
- : Azekhep's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Azekhep's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Azekhep was endorsed by The Three Lazarene Principles of Wang Yao.
- : Azekhep voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : Azekhep was endorsed by The 🐈 Kingdom of New Rogernomics.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Debussy, New Rogernomics, and Wang Yao.