The 🐈 Kingdom of New Rogernomics is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mark Rosendale with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.493 billion New Rogernomicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Defense, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astrograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Rogernomian economy, worth an astonishing 13,920 trillion Draemarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 371,271 Draemarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting the best New Rogernomian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime is totally unknown. New Rogernomics's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Charism.

New Rogernomics is ranked 292,188^th in the world and 11,446^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -911.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.