The Commonwealth of Azxion is a massive, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed population of 1.866 billion Azxionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libaraya. The average income tax rate is 53.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Azxionian economy, worth 165 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 88,427 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, the bum of Leader has been voted the most recognisable in Azxion, Air Azxion is rumored to receive more government funding than the Azxionian Air Force, and Leader has been known to make speeches in fishing waders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azxion's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Azxion is ranked 161,183^rd in the world and 2,057^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 259.63 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.