The NCIS binge watcher of Fotisdia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Photios VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.957 billion Fotisdians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nas Osanna. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fotisdian economy, worth 756 trillion kimwniums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,141 kimwniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age', and old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fotisdia's national animal is the Bat with a B, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nassosism.

Fotisdia is ranked 2,631^st in the world and 46^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 135.04 law-abiding acts per hour.