The O Império of Bavario is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Romero Von Hells with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.895 billion Bavarianos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polais. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Bavarioan economy, worth 463 trillion Berlins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,087 Berlins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 467,679 per year while the poor average 43,274, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, organ donation is compulsory, and gang members supplement their income by teaching at elementary schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bavario's national animal is the Dragão, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Laico.

Bavario is ranked 5,238^th in the world and 336^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 113,822.35 Standard Monetary Units.