The O Império of Bavario is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Romero Von Hells with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.996 billion Bavarianos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polais. The average income tax rate is 33.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Bavarioan economy, worth 483 trillion Berlins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,499 Berlins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, skateparks can be found in every city, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bavario's national animal is the Dragão, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Laico.

Bavario is ranked 187,513^th in the world and 7,344^th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 210.88 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.