The Ol' Nuclear of Bohseon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 윤보선 with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.805 billion Bohseonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barun. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bohseonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,762 trillion Wontons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,884 Wontons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The world still seems flat to some people in space, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Bohseonian mussels the biggest in Conch Kingdom, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is totally unknown. Bohseon's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bohseonian Methodist Church.

Bohseon is ranked 278,702^nd in the world and 284^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.67 kickbacks per hour.