The Principality of Bozoaria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chief cook and bottle washer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.247 billion Bozoarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Bozoarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,803 trillion Bricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 249,476 Bricks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bozoaria's national animal is the Puffer Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sociopaths.

Bozoaria is ranked 289,643^rd in the world and 11,109^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 2,744.25 Standard Monetary Units.