The Principality of Bozoaria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chief cook and bottle washer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.356 billion Bozoarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Bozoarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,826 trillion Bricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 249,166 Bricks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cremation is compulsory for the deceased, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bozoaria's national animal is the Puffer Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sociopaths.

Bozoaria is ranked 11,649^th in the world and 527^th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,981.93 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.