The Constitutional Kingdom of Brittaniaa is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Louise Vi Brittaniaa with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.973 billion Brittaniaans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pendragon. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Brittaniaan economy, worth a remarkable 1,357 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,094 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut, and the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brittaniaa's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brittaniaa is ranked 1,488^th in the world and 3^rd in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,609.24 on the Clooney Contribution Index.