The Empire of United Nationalist Republic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jimmy Pearce with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 22.518 billion Nationalist Republicans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newport City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient United Nationalist Republician economy, worth an astonishing 15,092 trillion Quid a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 670,221 Quid, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People take government jobs for the frequent flier miles, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Nationalist Republic's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pantheism.

United Nationalist Republic is ranked 259^th in the world and 2^nd in United Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 154.38 flags saluted per person per day.