The Environmentalist States of Buellertopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nicholas Bueller with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and ban on automobiles. The quiet, industrious population of 15.067 billion Buellerians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ndoria. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Buellerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,505 trillion Marzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 99,887 Marzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Buellertopia's national animal is the Bueller, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gregism.

Buellertopia is ranked 33,432^nd in the world and 1,715^th in Lazarus for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.