The Federal Republic of Cutias is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Marcus Nery with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 4.995 billion Cutiasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paca Tatu. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cutiasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,108 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 221,860 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, and exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cutias's national animal is the Cutia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostics.

Cutias is ranked 8,272^nd in the world and 77^th in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.