The Republic of Dagoniyuh is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Banh Mi with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 1.101 billion Dagoniyuhians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sandwich City. The average income tax rate is 23.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Dagoniyuhian economy, worth 54.6 trillion Dagoniyuhian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,570 Dagoniyuhian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase, citizens must pay to enjoy Dagoniyuh's pristine beaches, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, and being Banh Mi has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dagoniyuh's national animal is the Hot Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Dagoniyuh is ranked 264,865^th in the world and 1,221^st in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.