The Principality of Dizak is a massive, safe nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.045 billion Dizakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tumi. The average income tax rate is 44.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Dizakian economy, worth 47.6 trillion Tokhs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,517 Tokhs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

For some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, helicopter parenting is on the rise, and the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dizak's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dizak is ranked 76,251^st in the world and 4,408^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,808.83 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.