The Safe Country of Demyis is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Cabot with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.851 billion Demians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Demyis city. The average income tax rate is 44.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Demyisian economy, worth 196 trillion Demyis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,933 Demyis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Baseball caps are the new fashion trend, ill and injured visitors in Demyis have to walk it off until they return home, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and the government is cracking down on subversive groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demyis's national animal is the Wild Demyi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cabots' Holiness.

Demyis is ranked 53,300^th in the world and 3,244^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.4 law-abiding acts per hour.