The Republic of Doggonesia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Huo Yuhao with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.203 billion Englishes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doggo City. The average income tax rate is 19.2%.

The strong Doggonesian economy, worth 214 trillion Doggo Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,919 Doggo Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, and the statue in the Cook Plaza has a solar panel for a hat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doggonesia's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Doggonesia is ranked 86,903^rd in the world and 831^st in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 584.31 pounds of wildlife per square mile.