The Republik of Dorles is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by David Milos with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 10.162 billion Dorlesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mehowice. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dorlesian economy, worth 861 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,727 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dorles's national animal is the Blue Macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is LECHICYZM.

Dorles is ranked 35,912^th in the world and 836^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 107.05 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.