The Democratic Republic of OhCraplakistan is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.96 billion OhCraplakistanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.2%.

The frighteningly efficient OhCraplakistanian economy, worth 406 trillion Eastern Pacific Squibblies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,471 Eastern Pacific Squibblies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OhCraplakistan's national animal is the Squibbly DibDob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

OhCraplakistan is ranked 241,423^rd in the world and 4,533^rd in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 2.14 average smiles per day.