The Constitutional Monarchy of Eistalia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 560 million Eistalians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsfeld. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eistalian economy, worth 58.0 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,527 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eistalia's national animal is the Snowy Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eistalia is ranked 58,211^th in the world and 686^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 651.9 pounds of wildlife per square mile.