The Republic of Fazizland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Dmitry Vassily Alexandrovich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.909 billion Faziqs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sevastopol. The average income tax rate is 58.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Fazizlandian economy, worth 254 trillion Faziz Kuntracs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,443 Faziz Kuntracs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Printing ink yields Roman Christianity's biggest return on investment, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fazizland's national animal is the Two Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Christianity.

Fazizland is ranked 262,444^th in the world and 1,208^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.31 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.