The United States of Fentania is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 189 million Fentanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 19.1%.

The very strong Fentanian economy, worth 14.8 trillion Fents a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,114 Fents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, whole-wheat loaves can only be ordered on the dark web, and the government seizes the property of the recently deceased. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fentania's national animal is the Terror Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fentania is ranked 188,408^th in the world and 410^th in A Taco Paradise for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.