The Theocracy of FrankieMania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Frankie with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.677 billion FrankieManians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FrankieMenia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.2%.

The frighteningly efficient FrankieManian economy, worth 386 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,225 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Builders across FrankieMania are blocked up with orders for new public loos, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, out-of-work actors say they can't complain, and Frankie's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FrankieMania's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

FrankieMania is ranked 4,714^th in the world and 127^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 132.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.