The Armed Republic of NewImperia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Honorable Sad Onion with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.322 billion NewImperians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Imperial City. The average income tax rate is 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient NewImperian economy, worth 374 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,762 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, third world countries are rich in "I Love The Imperial City" t-shirts, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewImperia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperialism.

NewImperia is ranked 237,709^th in the world and 4,301^st in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.63 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.