The Republic of Freekingre is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 228 million Freekingreans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 32.8%.

The strong Freekingrean economy, worth 11.9 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 52,143 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The death penalty has been reintroduced, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, Harry Potter books are banned, and many Freekingreans struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Freekingre's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Freekingre is ranked 67,128^th in the world and 1,123^rd in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 27.29 kickbacks per hour.