The People's Republic of Freyjavania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lady Freyja with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.918 billion Freyjavanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elstown. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Freyjavanian economy, worth 283 trillion Freyjas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 97,204 Freyjas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lady Freyja's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freyjavania's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is non-existent.

Freyjavania is ranked 3,662^nd in the world and 99^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 136.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.