The Dictatorship of Garbimburg is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 167 million Garbimbas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 46.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Garbimba economy, worth 6.74 trillion Garbimba Pesos a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,334 Garbimba Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, politicians tend to favor bombastic speeches and kissing babies now that they've been banned from social media, and students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garbimburg's national animal is the frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Garbimburg is ranked 53,006^th in the world and 158^th in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 102.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.