by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,460thMost Influential: 7,334thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,991st
The Beautiful Twisted Fantasy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Reach for the stars, so if you fall you land on a cloud
Kanye West
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Germannyyy

Population2.573 billion

CapitalChi Town
LeaderKanye West
FaithChristianity

CurrencySwiftie Soul
AnimalGraduation Bear

The Beautiful Twisted Fantasy of Germannyyy is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kanye West with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.573 billion Kanye Lovers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi Town. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beautiful Dark And Twisted economy, worth 271 trillion Swiftie Souls a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,406 Swiftie Souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Germannyyy's national animal is the Graduation Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Germannyyy is ranked 171,660th in the world and 860th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 121.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,460thTop
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Most Influential: 7,334thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,991stBest Weather: 13,070thNicest Citizens: 13,135thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,461stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 14,963rdLongest Average Lifespans: 15,652ndLargest Retail Industry: 15,917thHighest Food Quality: 15,986thMost Inclusive: 16,182ndMost Armed: 16,558thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,237thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,216thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,453rdMost Beautiful Environments: 18,620thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,775thHealthiest Citizens: 20,018thMost Developed: 21,392ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,412thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,493rdMost Income Equality: 23,105thMost Cultured: 23,460thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,687thSafest: 26,660th
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Most Armed: 72nd in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 138th in the region

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