The Free Land of Greendot is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 237 million Greendotians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Greendotian economy, worth 14.8 trillion Doobies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 62,575 Doobies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown. Greendot's national animal is the Meerkat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greendot is ranked 47,901^st in the world and 559^th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,512.55 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.