The Impractical Matriarchy of Eyluvmenia is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 669 million Luvs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of All-Knowing Sight Organ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Luv economy, worth 89.4 trillion Bouncy Balls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,636 Bouncy Balls, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

It can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, it's not mass murder when the government does it, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eyluvmenia's national animal is the Goblin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eyluvmenia is ranked 32,711^th in the world and 402^nd in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.3 law-abiding acts per hour.