Population | 6.237 billion |
Capital | hamgrad |
Faith | hameyism |
Currency | money |
Animal | cow |
The Cheesy Peoples of Hamey is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.237 billion Hameyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of hamgrad. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Hameyian economy, worth 780 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,157 monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamey's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is hameyism.
Hamey is ranked 17,394th in the world and 1st in Qamara for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.92 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hamey's influence in Qamara rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Hamey's influence in Qamara rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
- : Hamey relocated from Osiris to Qamara.
- : Hamey was refounded in Osiris.
- : Hamey ceased to exist in Qamara.
- : Hamey's influence in Qamara fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
- : Hamey's influence in Qamara fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Hamey's influence in Qamara fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
- : Hamey's influence in Qamara fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
- : Hamey's influence in Qamara fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".