The Allied States of Isolon is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Simon Annvyeloña with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.749 billion Isolonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monvo. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Isolonian economy, worth 608 trillion Mazzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 162,372 Mazzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The treehouse in Yucatan White-tailed Deer Park is the tallest building in Isolon, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, a government program is underway to revitalize Isolon's beaches, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Isolon's national animal is the Yucatan white-tailed deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Isolon is ranked 291,090^th in the world and 337^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.25 kickbacks per hour.