The Republic of Jaumave is a huge, safe nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 224 million Jaumaveans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 55.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Jaumavean economy, worth 7.17 trillion Jobitoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,000 Jobitoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaumave's national animal is the Jaiba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jaumave is ranked 239,953^rd in the world and 3,926^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.8 kickbacks per hour.