The Commonwealth of Kaczorstan is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 190 million Kaczorstanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.7%.

The Kaczorstanian economy, worth 9.09 trillion Obajtkis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,845 Obajtkis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaczorstan's national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kaczorstan is ranked 154,101^st in the world and 751^st in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 368.66 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.