The Empire of Kaldamea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Ty Vanguard with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.022 billion Kaligati have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cornanius. The average income tax rate is 53.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaldamean economy, worth a remarkable 2,800 trillion Cornovoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 232,945 Cornovoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Cornanius make great practice for foreign snipers, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and sex-ed is child's play. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kaldamea's national animal is the Kaldamean Bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kartanaxian.

Kaldamea is ranked 23,704^th in the world and 1,058^th in Osiris for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.