The Empire of Kaldamea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Ty Vanguard with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.133 billion Kaligati have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cornanius. The average income tax rate is 53.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaldamean economy, worth a remarkable 2,852 trillion Cornovoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 235,069 Cornovoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', a flying elephant and Emperor Ty Vanguard share the same nickname, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, and Emperor Ty Vanguard is quite hard to get a hold of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kaldamea's national animal is the Kaldamean Bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kartanaxian.

Kaldamea is ranked 78,032^nd in the world and 3,147^th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,209.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.