Population | 5.586 billion |
Capital | Karnopolisian |
Leader | President Masacon |
Faith | No National Religion |
Currency | Karn |
Animal | Eurasian Lynx |
The Reborn States of Karnea is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Masacon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.586 billion Karneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karnopolisian. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Karnean economy, worth 996 trillion Karns a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,381 Karns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany President Masacon to meetings with foreign heads of state, and trains and passengers alike are often late. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karnea's national animal is the Eurasian Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No National Religion.
Karnea is ranked 3,813th in the world and 87th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,694 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Karnea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Karnea, trains and passengers alike are often late.
- : Following new legislation in Karnea, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany President Masacon to meetings with foreign heads of state.
- : Following new legislation in Karnea, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in Karnea, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
- : Karnea voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Following new legislation in Karnea, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
- : Following new legislation in Karnea, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
- : Following new legislation in Karnea, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Karnea, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains.
World Assembly
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