The Empire of Kecapland is a large, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 95 million Kecaplandians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 34.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kecaplandian economy, worth 3.80 trillion Drops a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,018 Drops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, and immigrants who don't like the taste of Kecaplandian Turnip Chips are immediately deported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kecapland's national animal is the SOY SAUCES, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kecapland is ranked 112,528^th in the world and 1,381^st in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,347.28 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.