The United Commonwealth of Kinegiener is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Dovy Jucevičiu I with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, aversion to nipples, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.174 billion Lithuanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vilnius. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lithuanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,135 trillion Litas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 209,871 Litas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', the tenet of free speech is held dear, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kinegiener's national animal is the Iron Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Romuva.

Kinegiener is ranked 44,818^th in the world and 78^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Populations, with 10.2 billion capita.