The ☠ Reaper ☠ of Drifting Colonys of Aaron is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Danna with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.605 billion Aaronians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teudashi. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aaronian economy, worth an astonishing 10,962 trillion Arrows a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 428,148 Arrows, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old folks yearn for the days when young people saw bloodthirsty death matches with their own eyes instead of through a screen, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and politicians have tenure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Drifting Colonys of Aaron's national animal is the Aaronian Space Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Force.

Drifting Colonys of Aaron is ranked 289,130^th in the world and 162^nd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Safest, scoring 3.91 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.